dr-john-twatson:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

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because i know things

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i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

ITS BACK I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

fasterfood:

praisebethepants:

Hey I just got my drivers license

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Hey I’m getting mine next

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Hey I doubt it

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xenitaph:

From PC Gamer UK magazine.

xenitaph:

From PC Gamer UK magazine.

deathtosquishies:

Sony’s E3 conference to gamers

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Sony’s E3 conference to Microsoft

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dancinglikeghosts:

Literally what just happened.

rangepup:

Perfect Victory

poolpartypirates:

xbox one makes my penis microsoft

riorach:

ALL MY FEELS RIGHT NOW.

riorach:

ALL MY FEELS RIGHT NOW.

netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life